10. You can force them to take out the trash...
9. You can answer most all questions with, "Because I said so..."
8. There might be someone there to take care of you when you no longer can...
7. Halloween candy
6. Someone to tell you, "I will be sad and I will miss you a lot when you die..."
5. Tax Break
4. Someone to blame for why your body no longer looks like it did when you were 20..
3. Cool toys to play with...
2. It's another chance for you to "turn out okay..."
1. Sometimes it takes a lot of practice to make them...
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