10. There's nothing good on television.
9. Didn't make it to the gym today; have to get in the cardio somehow.
8. I just watched a Jason Statham movie and, well, if I can't have the real thing...
7. Bored.
6. My friends dared me to.
5. Vibrator broke.
4. Too much toxin buildup in my body so I figure, what the hell?
3. Hormones are out of control.
2. I drank too much.
and the number one reason to have sex tonight (a la Dave Letterman):
Endorphins people, endorphins...
Okay, gotta go. ;)
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