Top Ten reasons to have sex tonight...

10. There's nothing good on television.

9. Didn't make it to the gym today; have to get in the cardio somehow.

8. I just watched a Jason Statham movie and, well, if I can't have the real thing...

7. Bored.

6. My friends dared me to.

5. Vibrator broke.

4. Too much toxin buildup in my body so I figure, what the hell?

3. Hormones are out of control.

2. I drank too much.

and the number one reason to have sex tonight (a la Dave Letterman):

Endorphins people, endorphins...

Okay, gotta go. ;)